KRANLIN THISTLENUT ADDS MUSTARD TO HIS COLOSTRUM-MECONIUM MILKSHAKE: A SONNET-FABLE by Joe Jablonski

*NOTICE TO READERS*

The story that originally appeared here, “Kranlin Thistlenut Adds Mustard to His Colostrum-Meconium Milkshake: A Sonnet-Fable” by Joe Jablonski, was removed as a result of and in compliance with a recently made Citizen’s Rejection.  (The filer of the rejection is one Mr. Douglas Hackle.)

Similar by analogy to the concept of a citizen’s arrest, a Citizen’s Rejection can occur when an editor publishes one of his/her own stories at his/her own online publication, thereby leaving the piece vulnerable to public rejection. A properly filed Citizen’s Rejection can only be made in the Comments section underneath the targeted self-published story.

We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused, but hope that you enjoy the other stories included in the present issue.

Sincerely,

The Editorial Staff of three minute plastic (i.e. the rejected party)