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Monday, January 23, 2017
THROAT BABY by Edward Morris
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My girlfriend says I snore, and stop breathing sometimes. She keeps recommending I go do this Sleep Study, and I keep rescheduling. Sucks d...
SEX, REPTILES, AND SATELLITES by Russell Hemmell
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Why would you fancy partners, when seeking is challenging and there are no guarantees you will actually land on one? There’s no reason to b...
KEENO AND THE CUBISTS by Russ Bickerstaff
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Keeno didn’t have any problem with the Cubists moving into the neighborhood. He just wanted everyone to know that. He’d grown up in the are...
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SNAPSHOOT DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE by J.S.Watts
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The swarm first appeared above the dozing village in the silvered light of a fat moon, which, though no one had noticed, looked remarkably ...
Friday, September 23, 2016
CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE WAFFLES OF WAR by Eirik Gumeny
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Five black helicopters chopper away overhead, searchlights crawling across the human slums lining the edge of the city. Sid and I are hunker...
The Trouble with UPCs by Dale L. Sproule
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Some people complain about them, but Sophie was happy using the self-scanner at the supermarket, at least until last Tuesday. The codes had ...
Conflicting Reports by Jasper Oliver
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They all saw Jesus come out of the post office, they agreed on that much. “Jesus!” they cried and looked at one another and nodded. One guy ...
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