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Tuesday, March 5, 2019
BACON-TASTIC by Paul Mooney
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"Hello, thanks for calling the Baconator 64000 Technical Support Hotline. My name's Carl, how can I help you? Okay, have you tr...
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SPACE SALOON by Daniel Hampton
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I was sittin’ on a three-legged stool at the bar. The bartender was wiping the counter with a white cloth. I was sippin’ on my favorite beve...
WITH A WINK AND A NOD by Paul Beckman
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It was four days before my fifty-eighth birthday when my body started to fall apart. I was taking a late morning walk in the park when I f...
INVICTUS , I SHOUT by Mitchell Krockmalnik Grabois
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1. In Highcastle Pharmacy, Tiffany meanders the aisles, always returning to the discount lipstick rack with its blurry mirror. 2. ...
GROWTH by Paul Beckman
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Marty’s growth had a mind of its own. It grew from a freckle to a mole and from a mole to a sebaceous cyst. This was over the course of tw...
Sunday, February 18, 2018
RAGING PRIAPUS by Cameron Kirk
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All the gods were there: the gods of love, sorrow, virtue, honor and liberty, to name but a few. Among the minor deities were the god of idl...
BATTLE OF THE BANDS by Caleb Echterling
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A yellow stream splashed over the collection of tubas, French horns, and trumpets. “That’s what I think of your shitty band,” said the sourc...
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