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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre
Sunday, February 18, 2018
RAGING PRIAPUS by Cameron Kirk
All the gods were there: the gods of love, sorrow, virtue, honor and liberty, to name but a few. Among the minor deities were the god of idl...
BATTLE OF THE BANDS by Caleb Echterling
A yellow stream splashed over the collection of tubas, French horns, and trumpets. “That’s what I think of your shitty band,” said the sourc...
PESKY PROBLEM by Laura Beasley
She never locked the gate or door of her mountain home. She welcomed visitors in her retirement. She’d always locked the dark city apartment...
EULOGY by Andrew J. Hogan
We gather today to celebrate the life of Woodrow Jacklum, a brother, son, cousin, friend and neighbor, a man many of us thought God had ...
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
WHY THEY LOST THEIR DEPOSIT by Lee Blevins
Stephanie sat her map to the side. She stood up, walked across the room, placed her nose against the paint, reared back, and slammed her fo...
THE SUPERMARKET CLERK by Eric Suhem
“Well Oscar, your qualifications are a good fit for this position. Welcome to the supermarket team!” says the hiring manager at the conclus...
RUPERT’S IMPORTANT MISSION by John Gerard Fagan
On a fine winter’s evening, Rupert was in his tree house staring at the sky. A hangover gripped his body. His legs felt wet and stingy – pi...
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