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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre
Monday, April 24, 2017
FEATHERS by Brenda Anderson
Outside the Möebius Strip, a bouncer eyed Floyd. “A geek, huh. On Monster Night, geeks go in the corner, behind the chicken wire.” Floyd...
POLAROID by R. E. Hengsterman
On a day in day out basis, the universe does its damnedest to maximize good coincidence. And in opposition, unfortunate or tragic happensta...
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH by Matthew Lyons
He smiles at everyone, and God love 'em, everyone can't help but smile back. He's the sweetest old guy, never forgets a birthda...
STYLOMETRY by Tamara K. Walker
“Algorithms are musical,” you thoughtfully articulate, munching on air with your daily snack of posters and sandwiches. The classroom is em...
Monday, January 23, 2017
THROAT BABY by Edward Morris
My girlfriend says I snore, and stop breathing sometimes. She keeps recommending I go do this Sleep Study, and I keep rescheduling. Sucks d...
SEX, REPTILES, AND SATELLITES by Russell Hemmell
Why would you fancy partners, when seeking is challenging and there are no guarantees you will actually land on one? There’s no reason to b...
KEENO AND THE CUBISTS by Russ Bickerstaff
Keeno didn’t have any problem with the Cubists moving into the neighborhood. He just wanted everyone to know that. He’d grown up in the are...
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