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Friday, September 23, 2016
CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE WAFFLES OF WAR by Eirik Gumeny
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Five black helicopters chopper away overhead, searchlights crawling across the human slums lining the edge of the city. Sid and I are hunker...
The Trouble with UPCs by Dale L. Sproule
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Some people complain about them, but Sophie was happy using the self-scanner at the supermarket, at least until last Tuesday. The codes had ...
Conflicting Reports by Jasper Oliver
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They all saw Jesus come out of the post office, they agreed on that much. “Jesus!” they cried and looked at one another and nodded. One guy ...
Lamps by Joseph J. Patchen
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I am having difficulty sleeping. It’s not because I murdered my wife. It’s not because I killed my mistress. Oh I suppose one can ma...
No Smith is a Jones More Than Once by D.C. Lozar
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I chew off the fingers of my left hand with the mouth in the palm of my right. It's a nasty habit, one I'm trying to quit, but that...
Monday, June 27, 2016
CHAIN SMOKING AT BUS STOPS by D. M. Anderson
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Garry lit a cigarette. The man standing next to Garry wrinkled his nose and gave him a sideways glance. Garry lit another cigarette. ...
WATCH WATCH by Jordan Moffatt
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urtis had a watch that he liked to look at from time to time. In the daytime, while he was awake, Curtis wore the watch on his wrist. At ni...
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